Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Some questions that found their way into my email.

Some interesting Questions

 

 Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? 


 Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

 Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


 Why is a boxing ring square?


 Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?


 Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? 

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

 Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you
      turn down the volume on the radio?


 Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
      liquid made with real lemons?

 Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


 Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?

 Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

 Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

 Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

 Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that
      little indestructible black box is made of?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping? 


 Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, when you can't drink and drive?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL........
I can tell you why a psychic can't predict the lottery numbers....because you don't get what you want but what someone needs or you lose the gift. ; )

Angela
PS.....John Edward is the best one around (Psychic).

Anonymous said...

Ah that last one is funny lol

Anonymous said...

Dear Lord, these are a HOOT!

Anonymous said...

lol funny stuff

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

lol funny stuff