I got nothing

Wanted to stop in and say something.  But my brain isn't working, can't think of a thing to say.

Then I saw something at a group I am in and decided to share that with you.  Hope you get a good laugh.

20 REAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES

 

1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

6. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

7. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

8. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

9. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

10. Miners Refuse to Work After Death

11. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

12. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

13. War Dims Hope for Peace

14. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

15. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

16. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

17. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

18. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space

19. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

20. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead