Saturday, July 24, 2004

The horror!!!!!


The Lurking Sock Puppet
used with permission  http://www.metalandmagic.com/

I so love the picture above.  Of course I like about everything Ursula comes up with.

Last night I was sleeping so good.  Too good as a matter of fact.  My snores drowned out some noises I should have heard.  But I didn't hear and was up for a rude awaking during the night.

Got up around 2:30 or 3 am to go to the bathroom.  House is dark but I know the way.  Got to the hallway, and then disaster struck.  Felt something.  Something really weird.  Oh, no.  Run to cut on a light.

I had stepped into some cat puke.  Don't you even laugh.  Was not funny.

If you have a cat you know they make this horrible noise when they throw up.  It has woken me up before, but last night I didn't have a clue as to what my cats were doing.

STOP LAUGHING, it was not funny.  Had to clean me up, the puke up, cut the light off, get back into bed.  Got comfortable.  Rats.  Forgot to use the bathroom.  Had to get back up.  Took forever to get back to sleep. NOT FUNNY.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh how funny!!  I know that is a gross feeling!  At least you did manage to get back to sleep, right?

Jan

Anonymous said...

OH man They do make a horrendous noise. I tlel you I am not laughing at you not ME who has takend a dip in that nasty stuff before and when it sqishes between your toes UGH!!!!!!!! Lori

Anonymous said...

Ho try cat and dog sick
http://journals.aol.co.uk/sdrogerson/SpecimenDays

Anonymous said...

I have a cat...and believe me...it is sooo not funny! Poor u. My cat likes to get under my bed and puke....makes me really mad...I know she cant help it, but dont run under my bed and do it.

Anonymous said...

Not laughing (at least not to hard!) I have cats and I do know what you mean. Been there!!

Anonymous said...

trying not to laugh, haha, giggle, lol...............i am a total cat person and know exactly how u feel.  been there many, many times,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,stormie

Anonymous said...

when my greyhound needs to puke, he is always polite enough to run to his kennel upstairs, push away the pillow, and puke away.  Makes for very easy clean up, not like what you had to experience.............ahhhhhhhhhhh............but that's the difference between cats and dogs..........LOL ;-)  not funny, but I giggled.........

"JerseyGirl"
http://journals.aol.com/cneinhorn/WonderGirl  

Anonymous said...

Yes it was funny!!!  At least it wasnt dog crap!
I've stepped in that in the middle of the night!
Talk about sickening!  Gag!!!
-Connie

Anonymous said...

Snicker! At least I am not alone, I see. My cat likes to hang out on the edge of the tub with me as I take a bath. On fine day, I see the tell-tale horking action starting and cat is poised OVER my tub of hot bubbly water. NO!!! I leap out and chase cat down the hall, yelling NOT ON THE ORIENTAL RUG EITHER...trying to corral cat into the kitchen. Kitchen floor is much easier to clean. Didn't make it. My poor carpeting. -B

Anonymous said...

I'm laughing at the pic. Is that okay? But stepping in kitty puke in the middle of the night is no fun!  I promise I wasn't laughing at that. :-) ---Robbie

Anonymous said...

I know it's not funny cause I've been there too!  That cold squishy, ewwww.
I love that graphic, I briefly clicked on her site, I love her quirky sense of humor, I saved to go back and check it out.  Do you email the artists and ask for permission?  I don't mean for that to sound like a stupid question, are most fairly receptive, as long as you link to their site?  Just curious.
Love, Penny

Anonymous said...

probably there isn't a cat owner among us who hasn't stepped their hairball or puke at one time or another.  I do appreciate it when they are considerate enough to do it on the tile floor in the bathroom, lol!  --Albert

Anonymous said...

oh, I love the graphic....... so sorry bout the puke:(:(:( judi

Anonymous said...

Love the pic above. It's just too funny! Couldn't help but to laugh you stepping in the puke, so sorry. but, I have been there and it makes me want to ring their scrawny lil necks.

Anonymous said...

Trying not to laugh. Been there done that have 3 cats.Nothing like your boyfriend who by the way hate cats steps in it and then makes you wash his foot while he's cusing up a strom{me trying not to laugh} thanks for the picture made me laugh.